caseyanthonyofficial:

We could never be, for she was a galaxy and I was a bigger galaxy with cooler planets and more technologically advanced aliens. 

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

(via bobsnotyouruncle)

Just googled “miniature Aldo Leopold figurine.” Shocked and upset not to find anything.

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(via fiinch)

vinebox:

When you wake up and think you’re late for school

(via u-wot-m8)

6'1". Superb music taste. The only emotion I consistently feel is sleepy.

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