Oh my god it’s like a day and a half into summer and I’m already bored. This is not good.
Started my fifteen-page final philosophy paper (which will be read and graded by one of the most respected philosophers in the world, whose personal theory I discuss and criticize in the paper) with a quote from Harry Potter.
And ended it with “Unfortunately, it must be admitted that this paper has failed to explain the precise function of a rubber duck.”
I have really stopped caring.
2 A.M. bike rides with clear skies in spring right after a light rain are the best kind of bike rides.
(via VectorBelly Webcomics)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
Soulful Sunday: Tonight’s song is ‘Raw Grapes’ by Calypso King & The Soul Investigators.
lmfao i forgot all about this
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera